Where You'll Find Me...

If you are looking for the latest in Panda Satire, you won't find it here. I moved over to Wordpress a while ago, but due to difficulties in posting on other people's blogger sites using my Wordpress identity, I thought I might add a little direction here. The Panda Chronicles can be found at http://yourbrainonpandas.com Hope to see you there! Keep being the bear! (just not here.)

Pandas are on the Move

I'm not really sure why I am doing this, other than a perverse desire to stir up things. I have moved "The Panda Chronicles" to Wordpress, to see how I like it. I will leave some pandas here to stand guard, but I think all new posts will be at:
http://yourbrainonpandas.wordpress.com Let me know if you can find it.
Bob the Panda.

WOOZPPAH!

That's the name of my new organization. It stands for the "Woodland Park Zoo: Project Panda." (Every organization, first and foremost, needs an acronym that can be pronounced in a snappy and memorable way. This did not work out quite so well for the Washington Public Power Supply, but hey, we can't all be pandas, ya know.) I will stop at nothing in my quest to bring pandas to the NorthWest, except of course at emptying my own bank account, which quite frankly, wouldn't be enough to feed a couple of pandas for a month. So, if there are any millionaires out there reading this, or if YOU know a millionaire, alert them to the mission of WOOZPPAH! and ask them to get in touch with the Seattle Woodland Park Zoo and say, " We want Pandas here in Seattle, and here is a great big bag of money to help make it happen."
We pandas have a saying: Someone's always got more bamboo than you. I'm not quite sure what that means, but I'm passing it along all the same.
Panda On!
Bob T. Panda

Have a Pandy little Christmas..or all I want...

Those of you who are following my comings and goings on InYourFaceBook, may have heard of my recent announcement. I have a cunning plan. I think that there should be pandas in the Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle WA. Those who follow the zoonooz, of pandas in particular, know that all the pandas in US zoos are in hot, humid climates. I mean what were they thinking? Would you want to live in Atlanta GA in a fur coat? I think not. I would like to start a grassroots campaign to bring pandas to Seattle. We would love it here! Misty gray skies, cool summers and the occaissional snowfall to play in. Write to your favorite billionaire and ask him or her to start oiling the wheels of progress and bring pandas to Seattle. It can't hurt to ask, right?
Panda On, and have a pandy little Christmas!
Bob T. Panda

"Tis the Season

When I say it's the season, I am actually referring to my birthday season, not the impending Halloween-Thanksgiving-Christamas shopping debacle.

I invented the birthday season when I was in college, to accommodate get-togethers with friends at different schools, and it just grew from there. Eventually, it evolved to a one day per year ratio, so that when I turned 25, my birthday season was 25 days long. Now the season is, well, let's just say that it is longer than one month, but not yet two months. It doesn't mean that there is a party everyday or that I get presents every day (though THAT is not a bad idea), it's more of a festive feel to the days. Oh, and I never have to say "no" to cake.

Season's greeting to all!

Panda on!

Miz "B"

If Pandas Went to the Movies...

If pandas got to go to the movies, they would want to sit through endless repetitions of Kung Fu Panda or maybe The Incredible Journey, the new version staring pandas, of course. They would rush up and down the aisles, throwing popcorn at each other and leave chewed up bamboo ends under their seats. They greatly appreciate the air-conditioned theater but they will spill their bamboo colas on the floor.

Cats, on the other hand, are models of propriety and almost never bring bunny parts in with them. We also have much more in the way of cinematic cats to choose from. I can't say I think much of the portrayals of cats in Babe, Stuart Little, or Harry Potter, but as they say, there is no such thing as bad publicity. If you need to get in touch with me, I'll be watching The Aristocats.

Ta-ta for now,

Mehitabel

News Flash! Pandas Invade Coupeville!

OK, there are not pandas ACTUALLY stampeding down the streets of Coupeville, WA, but they have made their first appearance in the Whidbey Examiner. They will be appearing every other week as of August 1st. While large daily newspapers are biting the dust left and right, smaller weekly papers are still alive and well. They are worth supporting. (especially ones that publish "Way Better Than Working's Panda Chronicles") After all, we're ALL endangered, more or less, ya know. If you want to support the "Panda Chronicles", you can subscribe at http://www.whidbeyexaminer.com/ Just tell em, Bob the Panda sent you! thanks.

Panda On!
Bob the panda